when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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