1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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