what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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