But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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