Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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