god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Randomize