i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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