:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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