We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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