I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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