And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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