at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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