I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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