ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
