Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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