don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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