I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
