All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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