my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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