I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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