shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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