That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?