So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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