In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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