we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
