The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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