i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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