I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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