so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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