drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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