another moral hangover. fuck.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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