i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Do vagina's smell?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
