If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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