whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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