Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
We got so high we made milksteak
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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