if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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