whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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