so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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