I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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