Kiss
Puke
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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