That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
is that a dick in a sweater?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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