We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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