1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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