well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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