So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize
