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(310): View more from California

Ambien. No doubt about it.

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(404): View more from Georgia

What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?

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(770): View more from Georgia

he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players

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(586): View more from Michigan

She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous

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(513): View more from Ohio

I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?

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