id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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