I'm passing your future prison.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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