the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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