worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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