so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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