I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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