wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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