you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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