is this the sara with the beer cane?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
im on a boat
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