This is not my ceiling
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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