At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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